King Curtis "Wife Swap" Wants Bacon, Nuggets & 0 Exercise, HATES Queens named Joy! *Longest NEW* Video

King Curtis Holland of ABC's "Wife Swap" is a 7-year-old devil child, hailing from the South (NC) and lisning(sic) to nobody's rules--you can listen, or leave the King's house!

The parents lay zero discipline nor smack into this kid, allowing him to run all over the household activity and operations. Chicken nuggets for breakfast, lunch AND dinner! What King Curtis wants, 99% of the time, he gets!

This is a custom edited version piecing together the best parts we could find from this Season 5, episode 18 of Wife Swap. STAY TUNED FOR A NEW CLIP WITH NEVER BEFORE SEEN KING CURTIS LOLZ MOMENTS!-- please enjoy and share this with your friends! Everyone knows you want your bacon, and it's damn sure good for me too! You're gonna' be goin' to the grocery store...

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I cant believe you ...
I cant believe you label this kid as a 7 year old devil child. What the f**k is? wrong with you?

I wanna hit that ...
I wanna hit that little turd with? a fricken metal baseball bat.

@OHYESTONYDANZA I ...
@OHYESTONYDANZA I thought it was ridiculous to bash that food in too. Is she f**king serious? Do you know how many homeless? hungry people she could have helped out by donating boxes of food to them? Instead she bashed the food in with a baseball bat.

@ryan200520 You're ...
@ryan200520 You're so smart. This is why a over 311 million people in America suck, because? the 7 year old kid from Wife Swap. Makes sense.

king curtis makes ...
king curtis makes me? giggle

that piece of s**t? ...
that piece of s**t? kid is the reason why america sucks. survival of the fittest should apply here.

What the? f**k is ...
What the? f**k is with black people and thinking that anything that has a little grease is unhealthy? That kid was unhealthy, bratty, and needed discipline, but that black b***h just threw out like hundreds of dollars worth of food. She even threw away bacon which has good protein if you get exercise (which she was trying to do).

I don't wanna be ...
I don't wanna be skinny, I wanna be fat and happy. Classic?

thumbs up? if u ...
thumbs up? if u came here cause of chonny

2 years l8r? every1 ...
2 years l8r? every1 dies of a heart attack

Lol At One Part He ...
Lol At One Part He Made Like A Predator Shreick When? Joy Is Explaing Her Boot Camp o3o

Bobby? Hill
Bobby? Hill

King? Cholesterol
King? Cholesterol

when i noticed that ...
when i noticed that i have the? same red shirt that he has, i threw it away

Holy f**k? Hes ...
Holy f**k? Hes Horrible I Agree With WashWashRevoluti0n Send Him To Da Ashion Famly lol

Get on a f**king? ...
Get on a f**king? treadmill kid!

Real life? Eric ...
Real life? Eric Cartman?

King? Curtis?... ...
King? Curtis?...More King Porky ("Mother 3" reference)

@HomersOmar I just ...
@HomersOmar I just laughed? my ass off at this comment!

2:38? Man Boobs on ...
2:38? Man Boobs on Curtis

he leaved to watch ...
he leaved to watch epic meal? tme.

Hahahahahaha stupid ...
Hahahahahaha stupid fat? kid!!!!!!!!

Y U NO RUN Y U NO ...
Y U NO RUN Y U NO GIVE UP CHICKEN? NUGGETS Y U NO GANG BASH FOOD

Real life Eric? ...
Real life Eric? Cartman?

What a ignorant ...
What a ignorant f**k if he was my son I would ping pong? his f**king face

This is the kind of ...
This is the kind of kid who gives? all the others a bad name. What an ignorant f**k.

this is the kind of ...
this is the kind of person who gives all? the others a bad name

I...oh my god this ...
I...oh my god this is hilarious. King Curtis is about to be usurped. Joy takes it a little far but it matches perfectly with the? family she found herself in. It's like a battle of the extremes.

I would smack that ...
I would smack that boy up? side the head and have no regrets about it. What a brat.

NICE? HAIRCUT ...
NICE? HAIRCUT DICKHEAD